Monday, July 20, 2009

and football and baseball and skateboard

Jason - "and I throw the ball and get him and I roll on skateboard and hit the baseball..."

Jason - "Mommy, do you like to play football."
Bonny - "Naw, I don't like to play football."
Jason (with a puzzled look) - "You're not to old. You can play football."

Sunday, July 19, 2009

Daddy, I want a bedtime story...

Justin - "Okay. Once upon a time there were three bears."
Jason - "No, I want a transformers story."
Justin - "And they transformed into three little pigs."
Jason - "NO!"
Justin - "And the wolf transformed into ..."
Jason - "NO! NO! NO! NO!"

Thursday, July 16, 2009

Jason and Zoë skating

Daphene sent me these pictures of the kids skating... I can't help but notice that Zoë isn't skating and that Jason HAS NO ARMS!!!


Monday, July 13, 2009

Caulk not-so-good

My caulk is pretty well ruined. I wish I had known that before I tried to use it and it made a huge mess. I should have known. It got way too hot in my house.

Anyhow, Jason was opening the garage door for me and I went it to clean up. He was looking in the garage and we were talking. I don't know how many times he's been in or looked in the garage, but here was the conversation.

Jason - "It's stinky."
Justin - "Yup, it's stinky."
Jason - "Why's it stinky?"
Justin - "Because we put our stinky garbage in the garage."
Jason - "We put our stinky gar; HEY!!! ANOTHER CAR!!!"

Apparently, he just discovered Bonny's MustangII.

Justin - "Yup, we have another car."
Jason - "It's my car."
Justin - "Ah."

I'm thinking I may need to clean the garage if he's been in there dozens of times and just discovered that there's a car in there.

-J

Finally made it home...

Zoë - "Can I eat ice?"
Shannon - "Not if it's been in your booty."

Well...back to work.

-J

Who's birthday is this???

Jason and Zoë were invited to a 1st birthday party at a friend of ours'. They have two older children, a boy and a girl, and there were several children ranging from nine months to (I'd guess) nine.

The one year old, obviously, didn't completely grasp what was giong on. But neither did Jason and Zoë. They, along with other kids, were asked to bring the gifts over. However, they were all told they weren't allowed to open them. It took a bit to get Aiden, the birthday boy, to figure out that he was supposed to. So, as far as the kids were concerned, it appears we were sitting in a circle around unopened presents and doing nothing. So, every little bit, they tried to open presents again. They knew it was supposed to be happening, but no body was doing it. Once Aiden started opening them, they were of course completely caught up in seeing what he got.

They were equally confused by us standing in a circle and watching Aiden eat his personal cake, knowing full well that another cake sat in the wings...but they weren't getting any, yet.

Don't get me wrong. The kids behaved well. They were just confussed at a few points. They spent most of the time playing with the older kids, and with some of the more advanced toys Aiden got.

As far as Aiden was concerned he seemed to like best a hard plastic book (with lights and sounds and everything) and the three balls. One of which, had it been openable, he could have easily fit inside.

As we were walking to the car, Jason said, "Daddy, I had a good time."

"You did?"

"Yeah."

"Do you think we need to play with them again?"

"Yeah."

"Should they come visit us at our house?"

"No. We should go to McDonalds."

So, there you go.

-J

Tuesday, July 07, 2009

Why haven't you posted Justin?

Well, I'll tell you.

Floods, droughts, monsoons, scorching heat, hard labor, insects, poison...

There's probably more...

Maybe I can post tomorrow.

-Justin