My Injuries Just Aren’t Pitiable Enough.

Justin:
September – left ankle sprain – Bad, three month recovery time
November – right ankle sprain – Moderate, four week recovery time
November – right shoulder dislocation – Moderate, four week recovery time
February – left ankle sprain – Moderate, six week recovery time

Bonny:
November – right knee ACL+ – Horrible, nine month recovery time + two months to figure out all of what was wrong.

Randall:
February – left ankle double break – Destroyed, six month recovery time
February – left shoulder break – Bad, three month recovery time

See. SEE!!! Maybe you felt a little bad for me at the beginning, but by the end, I’m not even an afterthought. Seems there was something about this in our recent lesson on Cain… Hmm… Don’t be self-centered? Naw, that can’t be right. :p

-J