Attack combo - SBP

Alternate Title: up-up-down-down-left-right-left-right-B-A-select-start

For those of you unfamiliar with my master bathroom, there is a little halfwall next to the toilet, such that there is a cubbie for it. I'm standing there using the bathroom. Unbeknownst to be, a wall hugging ninja approached. Then I hear in a little girls voice, "Spanky booty pinch." At this point, four microscopic fingernails assault my bottom, and I hear footfalls and giggling fading into the distance.

-Justin