My kids are socially secure...

That's what social security means, right?

Well, not likely. If the dollar doesn't collapse, I'm pretty sure social security will.

That said, my kids are not fully federally recognized and document US Citizens, with social security cards and everything.

-J

P.S. I really, really think this was the last thing. They are officially everything which they officially need to be.

Woo Hoo