Nothing to do with the kids...just look at them...

Smilies

One last cigarette...

One dozen glazed for me, and a dozen chocolate for my partner.

Just Chilin'

-J

Mornings at our house...

Just imagine there are voices coming from our feet demanding cereal or pancakes or something.



Except the only reason I'm wide eyed is because I've already had my shower.

-J

In case you forgot how cute they were.

Dialog

Daddy - Zoë, is it okay for you to hit Jason.

Zoë - Yes!

Daddy - Is it okay for Jason to hit you?

[pause]

[pause]

[pause]

Daddy - Is it okay for Jason to hit Zoë?

[pause]

[pause]

Zoë - Yes.



[Well, at least she's consistent.]

-J

Dialog

Daddy - Did you like baseball last night?

Jason - Yeah, like baseball.

Daddy - Did you like the firework last night?

Jason - Yeah, like firework.

Daddy - Do you wanna go see baseball and fireworks again?

[pause]

[pause]

[pause]

Jason - No firework.



[still afraid] :)

-J

Dialog

Mommy - Did Zoë get in trouble?

Jason - Yeah.

Mommy - What did she do?

Jason - She poop.

Mommy - She pooped?

Jason - She poop everywhere.

Dialog

Daddy - What's that... Jason, why do you smell like puke?

Jason - No poop.

Daddy - No, not poop, puke.

Jason - No pook.

Katrina's Next Nightmare

-J